March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
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July 2009
2 posts
March 2009
25 posts
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl
What's on Your Fuckit List? →
srsly:
ptpa:
carlovely:
new found glory - my...
“I don’t like dating. I like attention and free food.”
– Kissandtell
“There is a law of nature that says - if you buy new underwear because you think...”
– Kissandtell
“The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan...”
– FYI I’M FAB
Recent FB Message Fun
Me: I’m a bright crayon… (uber sarcastic)
Friends response: Not only are you a bright crayon, but you’re also a crayon of a very unique color.
=)
“Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room...”
– fmylife.com
“Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and...”
– fmylife.com
“It’s hard to think about growing up when you’re right in the middle of doing it....”
– Kevin Brooks (via gatekeeper) (via quote-book)
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized...”
– Emo Philips (affremblequotes) (via bellavita) (via shinyredballoon) (via pie0) (via quote-book)
February 2009
16 posts
“Girls suck. It’s like they get lobotomized the second they hit puberty. One day...”
– Jen in Dawson’s Creek
“When you have come to the edge of all the light you have
And step into the...”
– Jonathan Livingston Seagull
A Picture Story
Found these caffeine shots at On the Run. Haven’t tried em yet. Well, now I have. The picture story of my coffee shot journey. God I’m lame sometimes.
OK WELL ALL MY PICTURES WERE DELETED FROM PHOTOBUCKET EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE MINE AND I’M USING THEM! UGH! So now this makes no sense at all. But… whatever. The pictures WERE awesome.
I just realized there’s no...
Obama reads too many comic books
From FOX News:
“Using his presidential pulpit, Obama demanded accountability, from his friends in local government as well as his own agencies. He said the new legislation gives him tools to “watch the taxpayers’ money with more rigor and transparency than ever,” and that he will use them.
“If a federal agency proposes a project that will waste that money, I will...
