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I don’t like dating. I like attention and free food.
There is a law of nature that says - if you buy new underwear because you think you’ll be getting lucky, you will, in fact, not get lucky at all.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.